Well this time I hit the jackpot of bad, with this movie choice. The movie I, attempted to watch was called Bomb Squad. IMDB - Post
So the premise of this movie is a little bit fuzzy for me. We have people with super powers breaking into a facility to steal something. Not sure what they were stealing or who they were working for. What I am sure of is the really bad special effects and even worse acting. This was hard to sit through and I ended up falling asleep about a half hour into the movie. I woke up about half an hour later and it had not gotten any better so I simply shut it off.
I have stayed up until 1 or even 2 am watching movies and writing the reviews, however this movie put me to sleep at 11:00. I think that says something about the quality of this movie all by itself. I am unfortunately a sucker for super hero movie, however I would not classify this one as a super hero movie.
I think my first warning that this movie was about to waste 2 hours of my life came at the beginning credits. The movie was directed, written, produced, and scored by the same person. I believe that this was a student film released to the public, and if I am correct about that then I would say good effort. However I hope your next film gets better.
As I said the acting was pretty bad, especially by younger actors. A few of the adults in the movie were not half bad but the kids in this movie were awful.
I never did finished watching this movie but I doubt it would have gotten any better. If you really like bad Sci-Fi movies I would recommend it to you, but otherwise avoid this one.
I would rate this movie at one and a half smiley Mike heads. I just can't quite be mean enough to give it one frowning Mike head.
Bad acting, obscure plot, terrible special effects, just not worth it.
I rented this movie hearing that it was rather good. IMDB - Post What I had heard was correct, however I must say it truly deserves its R rating. I'm pretty sure that I was expecting an action film, what I got was a physiological drama.
The premise of the film is not made clear until about half an hour into the movie. We spend the first half hour building the characters back story and developing the motive of the main character for taking part in the film in the first place.
It is certainly a slow build but once it catches your attention it never lets go. The movie's male lead Mikael (Michael) Blomkvist is a journalist who is convicted of liable and disgraced by the hands of the man he tried to bring down.
The female lead in this film is Lisbeth Salander. She has some issues of her own that she is working through. Abused and forgotten by the state she has been declared mentally unstable. She might be a bit unstable be she is in full control of herself at all times.
After Mikael steps down as the head of the publication he works for, he is then approached by Henrik Vanger. Henrik who was the head of a very large family corporation hires Mikael to solve the mysterious disappearance of one of his family members. The case is 40 years old and he has to dig up the skeletons in the Vanger family closet to figure out what happened to Harriet all those years ago.
Of course there are those in the family who want to keep those skeletons quite well buried. He faces many challenges along the way, including someone taking shots at him, quite literally.
The film is very dark, it has a grittiness that is only helped by the strangeness of its soundtrack. Often you will hear very horror movie like sounds in the background. Nothing as cheesy as chh chh chh, haa haa haa, but creepy and scary like an actual horror movie. I have to admit though it was very well done.
The film really felt like two films smashed together. We have the back story we start in the beginning, we move on to the Vanger family mystery where we actually introduce the two main characters to each other, then we come around to the back story again to clean it up to finish the story off quite nicely.
There were a few times that I felt a little out of the loop so to speak. This was largely due to the fact that they never quite tell you why Mikael was trying to take down the company he attacked in the first place.
Overall I did like this film, it was dark and sadistic at times. Lets just say that if you are offended by sexual acts then you might want to run screaming and flailing from this movie like it has a flaming case of herpes. I will reiterate by saying that there are multiple acts of rape and holy crap she just did what, with that, to him, where? Ewww, note to self never anger this woman, although in her defense he deserved it. By the end of the film you do get some much needed justice for multiple people in the film.
If you love movies that make you think and challenge your mind then I would recommend this movie. If your not afraid of the darker side then this is a really well made movie that you should enjoy.
The characters are very well written. Their motivations are pretty clear based on their back story and actions. This is actually the second film adaptation of this book and I hear that the previous made in Sweden didn't translate well to the US audience. The author of the book series called the Millennium Series was actually of Swedish decent. Published after his death the books quickly became an overnight success both in Europe and in the United States.
Seeing as how I did not watch the previous version of the film I cannot comment in depth. However you will perhaps see a review for it on this blog in the future since I have access to that adaptation of the book.
I rate this film four out of five smiley Mike heads.
There was a little bit too much suspense and creepiness in this film for my liking. I do love the strong female lead though. It is a bit sad what she had to go though to become the tenacious person she is in this film. Also as you know by now, I am a stickler for endings and this one is a bit of a downer.
As always comments are most welcomed, let me know if you've seen the movie, if you haven't seen the movie, want to see it after reading my review, or even if you have a pulse and want to tell me about it. I have received zero feedback so far and would like to know what you think. Thanks for reading, I hope I have amused and informed you. Have a great day.
I picked up this unassuming movie tonight at the video store. I wasn't sure what I was going to be getting. What I got was an absolute image of human nature. The movie is Chronicle. IMDB Post
This movie follows the life of one high school senior Andrew Detmer as he decides to start filming his life. This normally wouldn't be that horribly exciting except for one extraordinary event. Andrew and his cousin Matt Garetty along with Matt's best friend Steve Montgomery stumble upon a cave in the woods. What lies in the cave changes their lives forever.
This movie has a very Blair Witch like feel since it is shot almost entirely from the first person. Andrew holds the camera for most of the shots, they make some concessions to this later in the film simply to continue telling the story.
The camera angles are amazing, the cinematography is simply remarkable. The special effects are stellar, really top notch. The effects do what they should do, allow you to suspend your disbelief. After all if you are watching the special effects you are not really paying attention to the story line.
I'm trying really hard not to give away too much of the story line because it really should be experienced and not read about. I would say that this movie was quite the sleeper actually. It was not expected to do exceptionally well in theatres however it did quite well indeed. I'm not talking spiderman well but better than expected.
If you like Sci-Fi movies that make you think, or even modern day fantasy movies, then I strongly recommend this one to you.
It certainly makes me think that this movie is not very far removed from what would happen in real life if the events unfolded the same way. They did a great job with writing the characters, and building their back stories so you truly understand the motives for their actions.
I give this movie four out of five smiley Mike heads.
It was fun to watch, you wish it might have turned out differently, but human nature is a pain.
As always thanks for reading, feel free to share your comments below.
Having watched this movie when it was first released I can say that it was pretty scary back then. I do remember liking this movie though.
Having watched it again, especially after watching the new version of the film just a week ago, it was a new experience. For those of you who may have missed my review of the remake you can catch that here.
This movie was one of the best horror movies of the genre, in its day. Set back when the world had crazy fashion and music. There two elements of the film do not translate well for anyone of today's audience. If someone that has not seen the file in the original era were to watch it today this would be glaringly obvious.
This film has a slightly different premise than the remake does. We have Charley Brewster who is a geeky average teenager making out with his girlfriend when he happens to get up and look out the windows to see a coffin being delivered in the middle of the night to the vacant neighbors house. This of course starts his obsession with his new neighbor. Sometimes, it really is best just not to ask questions.
I noticed that we have many of the same scenes in the remake as we do this original. However many of the scenes have been shaken up a bit to make them more modern. I don't quite remember Peter Vincent being quite so much of a wuss when I watched it the first time. However they did improve that for the remake, I was glad about that actually.
I have to admit that some of the creature makeup is a bit cheesy but overall it still looks pretty good even for being such an old movie. They did an excellent job with the house next door where Jerry Dandrige moves into, it looks like a vampire's lair.
If you like scary movies and you don't mind a bit of cheese, then I would suggest this movie. Not quite as bad a the Friday the 13th movies, lets face it they really don't stand the test of time. The effects were so bad they made me laugh. Imagine if you will a stormy night for the special effects we are going to pull out the stock lightning noise and shine a yellow flashlight on the actors and make it flicker, I think you see my point.
This movie however is still a touch on the scary side, sure the chase scenes are not terribly scary by today's standards. Certainly compared to the remake this one is almost laughable but that is the point. What scared us in 1985 has been done in 1000 movies by now. I am glad that the remake paid such close attention to detail and stayed true to the original story like they did. The story is fairly timeless, especially with all of the books out there themed around modern day Vampires and Werewolves this film still fits in. Both the original and the remake are great stories.
The movie takes place in the modern day and follows the lives of twins. A brother Theo and a sister Rachel, we start the movie with their mother dying. Then their father sends them to live with there aunt and uncle for the summer.
It is at this point the movie really starts to get rolling. There is a strange creepy house with strange creepy people living in it. Of course the twins curiosity gets the better of them and they have to investigate.
When the creepy people start to take an interest in the twins they then find Mr. Jones (Sam Neill), This strange old man teaches them the true nature of the creepy people next door and then things get really interesting.
The acting in this movie was actually quite good. The story, while interesting and involving was really quite simple. It almost feels a bit too crammed together so to speak. I get the feeling that this was made from a really great book that we only scratch the surface of in the movie. And with a minute amount of searching I find that this movie is indeed based on the book of the same name.
The visual effects were quite impressive for a movie that probably did not have a Hollywood type budget. I suppose with the pace of technology it doesn't take a ton of money to produce a movie with decent special effects. That's not to say you can produce Avatar on your mother computer but you get my point I'm sure.
I rate this movie four out of five smiley Mike heads.
I would have rated it a five if they could have fleshed out the story better and perhaps the characters would have not come off so teen angsty.
I would recommend it for those looking for a decent fantasy movie. With so many on the shelf today this one is actually a cut above some I have seen.
This was a pretty classic setup for a children's movie. Setup the
plot, bad things happen, main character learns a lesson, introduce
villain, comes back to save the day.
At the end you felt so
happy it was almost as if sunbeams were coming out from between your
buttocks and fairies just puked all over you. The cast was pretty
amazing with the exception of James Marsden being cast as a 20 something. This guy is older than I am for heavens sakes.
Eric especially liked how EB pooped jelly beans. The Hoff was pretty
funny, I'm not sure if he was supposed to be a bit of a caricature of
himself but it was pretty funny.
I really liked the bright
colorful world of the Easter Bunny. All in all it was a fun movie, I'm
glad that I got to watch it with my son.
I give the movie four out of five smiley Mike heads.
I
have done movie reviews quite a bit lately so I figured what the heck I
can do a book review, right? Sure why the heck not. Today's book is
Emperor Mollusk vs The Sinister Brain by A Lee Martinez Barnes&Nobel Post
In one phrase I would describe this book as Sci-Fi at it's best. Even the title screams
eccentric, mad cap adventures. This book actually seems a bit less
funny than previous books by this author, but it was still very amusing.
I don't recall any scenes in this book that made me laugh out loud but
it was extremely entertaining.
There were times I found
myself having to pause to take in the truly enthralling nature of the
scene that I just read. I'm sure there was more than one time where I
neglected to realize the amusing nature of something that I had just
read. I chalk that up to ADD, and two young children running around the
house pretending to have death rays of their own destroying everything
in their path.
I have to admit though some of my favorite
things in this book were the gadgets that Emperor Mollusk creates.
Martinez has a true gift for coming up with ridiculous yet technical
sounding names for all these great gadgets.
The book also has
some very strong characters. Of course we have Emperor Mollusk
himself, self proclaimed Warlord or Terra. He is a mollusk from the
planet of Neptune who rides around in an robotic exoskeleton. He is
just entirely too smart for his own good. This of course is a great
source for many of the mad cap adventures that I mentioned previously.
He is a bit of a self centered pompous overlord but he had a very good
heart.
Perhaps my favorite character of the book Zala. She is a
reptile like creature and commander in the Venusian army. She starts
off way too lawful good for my liking. However as the book progresses
you get to see her develop into something more than a simple army
commander.
And who can forget Snarg the lovable "pet" of
Emperor Mollusk. Snarg is a genetically altered giant centipede that
acts more like a dog then a centipede.
This book actually left
me with a huge smile as the ending was absolutely perfect. It just felt
right considering the events that played out in the book.
If you are looking for a great book to read and you like funny Sci-Fi or fantasy, I highly recommend this book for you.
I give this four and a half out of five smiley Mike heads.
So the premise of this movie is a little bit fuzzy for me. We have people with super powers breaking into a facility to steal something. Not sure what they were stealing or who they were working for. What I am sure of is the really bad special effects and even worse acting. This was hard to sit through and I ended up falling asleep about a half hour into the movie. I woke up about half an hour later and it had not gotten any better so I simply shut it off.
